Or, more accurately, More Things My Nephew Says!
Nephew: “Oww, me nuts! Nuts is another name for your winky, did you know?”
Nephew watching You’ve Been Framed: “That man’s thick and old, isn’t he? Grandad, you’re thick and old!”
(I wouldn’t have sat down for a week if I’d have said that to my dad or grandad at that age! However, Dad says he can’t help but laugh when my nephew says these things).
Nephew running into the kitchen: “Mum, your new lipstick is totally awesome!”
(Picture a clown’s face and you’d be somewhere near what his mum saw!).
Nephew: “Silky (the cat) has big ears… Cats shouldn’t have big ears!”.
Nephew (Watching the back end of the cat with a disgusted look on his face): “What’s that?”
Me: “Silky’s bum.”
Nephew: “Errrrgh! But it’s got a hole it in!”
This post follows on from The Things Kids Say.
What funny things do the kids around you come out with?