I travel on trains fairly regularly and some of the things you hear can be somewhat eyebrow raising…
Conversation between a Mum & her kids on the train…
Kids: What’s those, Mum? Are they horse jumps?
Mum: No, they’re solar panels.
Kids: What they do, Mum?
Mum: I don’t know!
Sat opposite a teenage girl telling her male friend all about her cats… Which seem to be named Stinker, Smelly, Snotty.
“We’re on the move, let’s go with the groove!”.
I love the train conductor who occasionally works on the Melton Mowbray to Birmingham train. He can put a smile on anyone’s face with his witty commentary.
Lady next to me: “I’m just going to have a quick fiddle.”
What funny things have you heard on public transport?